兩性之間

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三分醉的女人會打開話匣子
七分醉的男人會打開皮夾子
女人以撒嬌征服男人
男人以撒錢征服女人


戀愛時女人會裝模作樣
結婚後男人會裝聾作啞
戀愛時男人包吃包用
結婚後女人包山包海
戀愛時最好亮王牌
結婚後最怕掀底牌
情人掉淚會心疼
老婆掉淚會心煩
女友的叮嚀如沐春風
老婆的叮嚀如耳邊風
傳統的女姓很會炒菜
現代的女性很會炒飯
婚前聊天話題都是新鮮事
婚後聊天話題都是新台幣
婚前女人會用激將法
婚後男人會用障眼法
婚前吃個飯眉來眼去
婚後吃個飯走來走去
婚前吵架是良性溝通
婚後吵架是狗屁不通
婚前談情分秒必爭
婚後談錢分毫必爭
婚前天天情人節
婚後天天勞動節
婚前男人像衛兵
婚後女人像憲兵
婚前一夜到天亮
婚後一覺到天亮
婚前相看兩不厭
婚後越看越討厭
婚前把愛說出來
婚後把錢拿出來
婚前糊里糊塗
婚後一清二楚
婚前是全自動
婚後是叫不動

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